You know the term spit splice? The method of joining two ends of a wool yarn together by wetting them and rubbing between your palms? This is the opposite of that, and it happens every time I leave my project on a desk or couch and my knitting bag on the floor.
Yep. It can only be called a spit split. Now, who could have done this? Looking closely at the photo, you can see a subtle clue- fine, long, grayish brown hairs. Hmm, now let me think. Let’s have a look at the suspects, shall we?
Awwwwww. Certainly not him. Far too innocent; plus, his fur is completely unlike our sample.