None of the above!
That’s right, people. Here were the final numbers:
Since number 3 was the favorite, and it also happened to be the one I put in as a joke because it is really more of a PORN name than a wrestling name… I decided that I also get to cast a vote. My vote for number 4 puts 3 and 4 at a tie, and thus I have decided to combine them.
My wrestling name… is El Huracán Coco, or THE COCONUT HURRICANE.
Aw yeah. How’s that for intimidating?
Those of you that voted for Molly Coconuts, I think you misread the requirements. The name has to be CPaA, but also awesome. You guys… you guys didn’t quite get the “awesome” part down. I am not an 80s softcore porn starlet. I am a hulking, menacing wrestler, about to enter that ring and show several WIPs who is the boss.